Food

i have no idea what to blog about so I'm am going to tell you about food.

My favourite foods are pizza, butter chicken, Chinese stir fry, fish n chips and milk.
Milk is so nice and yummy because it has a good texture and it tastes better and is not boring like water. The best milk is full fat milk. The worst milk is the green bottled stuff which is basically water with white food colouring in it. There is absolutely No point in getting that milk because they take all the good stuff out of it. Its like watering down juice and that's just wrong. I tried to drink 2 litres of milk in one go once but I go half way and felt sick. Well anyways milk is good for you and your taste buds so buy milk. And buy the cheapest brand with ugly packaging because milks the same. And don't buy the milk in cardboard cartons because you can't recycle them.

Do cats like water

It was the running of the bulls. 100 raging bulls were let out into the dusty Spanish street. I watched the rampaging bulls anything that tried to hinder their path. As the dust cleared I saw and overfed cat the size of a cow with fake bone horn elephant glued to its head. It looked sad and lonely so I went outside to take a look. I could tell it was a nice cat by the way it was stamping its feet on the ground and staring at me angrily with its evil red eyes. I felt happy that I could give this cat a big hug and make it feel better. I walked up to the cat and stroked it on the head. Al of a sudden the cat turned into a bull and head butted me so hard that I went flying 10 meters into the warm water. 'Oh crap' I thought as I saw the bull follow me into the water. It landed right n my head and everything went black!

I awoke to my best friend slapping me as hard as he could. 'I'm awake idiot' I said. He told me that while I was unconscious the bull had chewed off my arm. I wasn't worried one bit. It would grow back with some of the miracle cream one of the student doctors was going to selling me for a bargain of $100 a tube. It smells a bit like Vegemite and gravy but I know that its just the magic trying to heal me.

Oogle the leaf man

Luke's crazy and kind weird. He always wants to have fun and make everyone laugh no matter what. He does strange like take leaves and dress up as Oogle the leaf man. He knows tons of jokes and likes to share them with any one. He knows the best ways to creep people out. He does strange things like eating leaves for pretty much no reason. He doesnt care what people think of him, he just wants to have a good time. Luke made a song called the magic taco which is the randomest thing I've ever heard. But it is so funny because he sings it like a tard.

My lil sis

My little sister is very annoying and bossy. She is absolutely obbsesed with animals especially dogs.
She always likes to be in control and sometimes has an anger spazz when she isn't. She likes to have a job that helps people and wants to feel like shes grown up. She has a really strong opinion about things that most children her age (8) wouldn't even think about. She likes to sing and dance and is actually quite good at it. When she grows up she wants to marry a farmer guy called Dean who wears jeans and hawaian shirts.

The Day I went splat (dont worry this wasnt actually me so dont cry)

I all ways wanted to see how far I could fly, so one day I asked my bike sponsor to build me a ramp and shove it at the bottom of a humungous hill. If all went as planned I would break the record for longest BMX bike jump.

Finally the day arrived. I stood at the top of the hill and looked down at the hundered or so spectators. The clock struck one and I went down... the hill. Half way down I realised what the consequences would be if I mucked this up. All of a sudden I didn't want to fly anymore but a little voice told me to keep going. If I chickened out I would look like a complete loser, I would have complete humiliation for the rest of my life.

I went up the ramp, everything went into slow motion. I watched the stunned faces gasp as soared by them. I rapidly realised that I couldn't take the collosall impact that was waiting for me on the hot ashfelt. All of a sudden my bike slipped out from my grasp. The pavement jumped up to meet me. Everything went black.

Sub trans words

subdivide-to divide (that which has already been divided) into smaller parts; divide and divide again after a first division.

subject-that which forms a basic matter of thought, discussion, investigation, etc.: a subject of conversation, a branch of knowledge as a course of study: He studied four subjects in his first year at college.

submerge-to put or sink below the surface of water or any other enveloping medium

submission-an act or instance of submitting

submissive-inclined or ready to submit; unresistingly or humbly obedient

subordinate-placed in or belonging to a lower order or rank,of less importance; secondary

subsequent-occurring or coming later or after

substitute-a person or thing acting or serving in place of another

subversive-tending to subvert or advocating subversion, esp. in an attempt to overthrow or cause the destruction of an established or legally constituted government.

subway-Also called, especially British, tube, underground. an underground electric railroad, usually in a large city.

transaction-an instance or process of transacting something

transfigure-to change in outward form or appearance; transform.

transfuse-to transfer or pass from one to another; transmit; instill: to transfuse a love of literature to one's students

transgress-to violate a law, command, moral code, etc.; offend; sin

transient-not lasting, enduring, or permanent; transitory

transitory-not lasting, enduring, permanent, or eternal(transient)

translate-to turn from one language into another or from a foreign language into one's own: to translate Spanish.

transmigrate-to move or pass from one place to another

transmit-to send or forward, as to a recipient or destination; dispatch; convey

transparent-having the property of transmitting rays of light through its substance so that bodies situated beyond or behind can be distinctly seen(see through)

transpose-to change the relative position, order, pitch(note) or sequence of; cause to change places; interchange: to transpose the third and fourth letters of a word

transverse-lying or extending across or in a cross direction; cross




Mr subordinate was a transparent substitute to the transient subway. He would sometimes subdivide his transactions so that he would be considered a transmigrate from Uzbekistan. He could translate the transitory, subsequent, submissive, transposed transfused subject and transmit it to make the transversive, transgresive, submergo country of america go into subversive submission.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My New Shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Wednesday I went to Underground skate in orewa with My friend Dylan. He was buying a whole new skateboard because his old one is a hunk of $#@! (excuse my french, but that's just the best way to put it). Anyways my dad works in orewa and I rally need new shoes so I went to the skate shop to buy some. There was a big buy 1 get 2 free special thing on which was pretty awesome because I got 2 Pairs of shoes and my dad took the other pair.
The shoes I got were Lakai Carroll for Bubs. Which were designed by Mike Carroll who is an awesome skater, just type his name in on U tube!
My other shoes were DVS's I cant remember the full name at the moment and I cant be bothered walking down the stairs to go and see them. They were tested by another great skater called Jereme Rogers who does pretty insane tricks so check his stuff out on youtube.
Most the people will read this and think I'm crazy about skating (because I am) and you probably cant understand half the things I say and why I care about this stuff. Well I need to do a blog entry otherwise My teacher Ms Wilson will rip my head off. Thanks Miss.